I Hate test... but then again.. who doesnt. Anyways as way to blow off steam, i called Cindy and i dont know how it happened but it ended up becoming a joke telling session.. I was telling her all the jokes i had read on Samy Vellu. ( for those of you who dont know who Samy Vellu is........ >> www.google.com << ) anyways, this dude has a tendency of messing words up especially when he talks in malay... i mean bahasa malaysia.. for example.

there was this one time during an interview, he was commenting about his modesty. he said "sebenarnye, kemaluan saye sangat-sangat besar" hahaha..

And another one was regarding social problems. he said " orang-orang muda sekarang banyak hisap dada.." hahaha ........... i really pity this guy.. :S

Ok, then Cindy recalled that there was this reallly really funny joke about this indian guy on a bike.. anyways. it goes like this..

One night on a dark gravel road somewhere in Malaysia.. this indian guy was cycling on his bike.. Down the road around 200m away there was a car parked and they were 2 men standing outside the car. They saw the yellow light of the bike and decided to stop him.. So when the indian got near them. the two guys stopped him.

2 guys : eh tambi.... Buka seluar...
Indian : Eh lahh... Manaa bolehhhh la....
2 guys : Threatened him with a knife... BUKA SELUAr Skarangg!!!
Indian : Eh lahh.... Manaaa bolehhh laa... while opening his pants..
2 guys : Bah... Melancap...
Indian : Ehhh laaaa... maaannaaa booleehh laa....
2 guys : Kalau inda.. kami potong batang mu!!!...
Indian : ehhh laaa... he keeps his mouth shut and follows orders...

Suddenly the 3 of them See a car coming towards them and realised it was the POLIS :D

2 guys : bah bah.. sudah sudah... pakai seluar... Lajuu...
Indian : eh la. Sir... Maana bolehh la...

Get it get it ???? hahahahahahaha...

And since Cindy mentioned it i'll jus say it here... last year before we got back to UK in September. Cindy and me went to visit Fadhli's mom. We were having a nice chat when i screwed up MY malay and said "aunty.. berdiri" i wanted to ask if she's leaving alone... ended up asking her to stand up.. haha.. what isit with indians and speaking malay huh. Lol..

Anyway i wanna take this chance to say im very proud of Cindy for taking part in the Morocco HitchHike this year. Their team as well as many other teams leave tommorow.. I on behalf on everyone would like to say Good Luck and takecare during the whole trip and offcourse have fun..

Suresh :D